Saint Joseph School

After a few unnecessarily ominous exterior shots to establish that “ oh my god, it’s getting dark! ”, we flipped through the cast to see what everyone was doing. The teacher’s assistant was yapping on her phone, the driver was downing a beer while watching TV, Jerri was having dinner with Agent No ...

The first person out of the bus was a young blonde woman. She walked a few yards away and pulled out a cell phone, leaving the driver to deal with the station attendant. I struggled for a moment with her face before finally coming up with a name.

“Say, isn’t that Madeleine Casey?” I asked quietly ...

Attack of the Zombies III opened with a reprise of the final scene of Attack of the Zombies II. The final five survivors of the high school camping trip were almost out of the woods, both figuratively and literally, just a few hundred yards from the clearing where their vehicles were parked. The ...

The commercials started before the curtain finished opening. First was a Coke Zero ad. Vaguely amusing. Then one for some totally bland looking sedan featuring a pop tune that presumably was cool way back when the car’s target market was my age. I didn’t pay much attention to it, but when an ad for ...

It was Ty’s idea. “A change of scenery” he said, because he was bored. Near as I could tell, a troupe of A-list celebrities could waltz in and do a live performance of “Transformers: The Musical” while Back Alley Brawler wailed on Captain Mako on one side and Scarlett Johanssen and Megan Fox modeled ...

Hello Kasi, I'm Courtney.

They don't always treat new kids very well here. If anyone gives you a hard time, let me know.

Courtney and her twin sister grew up in Toronto, Canada. Their mother is a senior executive with a major energy development corporation. Their father died when they were young. About six months ago, both girls were caught in a lab experiment gone horribly wrong. Courtney awoke with strange new ...