Rob Wallace says, "Good morning St. Joseph's! SKITTLES!
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:05 am
I would like to create a new NPC. A gay boy based off an old famboyant friend of mine, Rob "Mother Fucking" Wallace. Rob is an outgoing, easily excitable, friendly boy who blurts out the most rediculous things. For example, when attendance in class was being taken instead of Rob saying "here" or "present" - Rob would gleefully shout out, "SKITTLES!" That was his catchphrase. Rob also speaks in a very un-pc and frank manner. Example, we had a very odd and androgynous small thing of a girl in class named "Kara". When I first saw her, I wasn't sure if she was a girl or a small boy myself. Anyway, Rob went up to her the first day of class and said, "Ok. What's the deal. Are you a boy or a girl?"
Not only that, but he had a very peculiar and fond way of addressing people. He'd call everyone a "Crazy ho" or "Stupid bitch". Example: "Oh my GOD, I've missed you so much you stupid bitch!" or "I love you, you crazy ho." Rob/NPC Rob is very much obsessed with the singer/performer Cher.
Some other background on the real Rob: At 18, Rob married a 54 year-old woman for her money. NPC Rob won't be married. He'll be 17. Rob was just a crazy wacky guy who did things on impulse.
Rob was also extremely promiscuous. He used to tell me tales about his sexual endeavors. Most were ludicrous, such as the day he walked into his apartment to find a guy robbing his stuff. What did Rob do? He didn't call the police, instead, Rob smoked up with the guy and gave him head. Oh, and the times he had sex with his nextdoor neighboors (a "straight" couple) and tried to get !ME! involved (OH GOD, THAT WAS AN AWKWARD NIGHT). NPC Rob will be just as skanky.
NPC Rob, however, will be as big around as he is tall (think Damian from Mean Girls!). He is half-Jewish and half-Catholic, his mother being Jewish and his father being Catholic. But they split when he was about 7 and stayed with his estranged father.
NPC Rob has dark eyes and hair, with freckles peppering his nose. He doesn't have a lisp but his voice can be rathery shrill, mostly because everything he says has a lot of fervor.
He loves haute couture, dresses very well and smells good. He's a big ol' tank, with the power to manipulate boulders and earth.
Some of his obvious faults are that he's exhausting, gossipy, gullible, shallow, nosey, trampy, and is very much into drugs(mostly herb - i realize that this may not qualify as a "fault" to most people, but i happen to think it is).
He makes the morning announcements and is involved with student commitee, organizing fundraisers and dances. Despite his flamboyance, most guys think he's pretty funny and girls love having "girl talk" and going shopping with him. He's the ultimate "Fag Hag Fag".
Outside he is loud and proud about his sexuality, but alone he is very much ashamed. Since he has spent most of his life with his father, Rob is a devout Catholic and prays to God every night begging for forgiveness and the ability to "change".
Rob is usually not a target for teasing because of his size and strength, and he is generally well-liked. His alias is open to suggestion.
Yay or nay?
Not only that, but he had a very peculiar and fond way of addressing people. He'd call everyone a "Crazy ho" or "Stupid bitch". Example: "Oh my GOD, I've missed you so much you stupid bitch!" or "I love you, you crazy ho." Rob/NPC Rob is very much obsessed with the singer/performer Cher.
Some other background on the real Rob: At 18, Rob married a 54 year-old woman for her money. NPC Rob won't be married. He'll be 17. Rob was just a crazy wacky guy who did things on impulse.
Rob was also extremely promiscuous. He used to tell me tales about his sexual endeavors. Most were ludicrous, such as the day he walked into his apartment to find a guy robbing his stuff. What did Rob do? He didn't call the police, instead, Rob smoked up with the guy and gave him head. Oh, and the times he had sex with his nextdoor neighboors (a "straight" couple) and tried to get !ME! involved (OH GOD, THAT WAS AN AWKWARD NIGHT). NPC Rob will be just as skanky.
NPC Rob, however, will be as big around as he is tall (think Damian from Mean Girls!). He is half-Jewish and half-Catholic, his mother being Jewish and his father being Catholic. But they split when he was about 7 and stayed with his estranged father.
NPC Rob has dark eyes and hair, with freckles peppering his nose. He doesn't have a lisp but his voice can be rathery shrill, mostly because everything he says has a lot of fervor.
He loves haute couture, dresses very well and smells good. He's a big ol' tank, with the power to manipulate boulders and earth.
Some of his obvious faults are that he's exhausting, gossipy, gullible, shallow, nosey, trampy, and is very much into drugs(mostly herb - i realize that this may not qualify as a "fault" to most people, but i happen to think it is).
He makes the morning announcements and is involved with student commitee, organizing fundraisers and dances. Despite his flamboyance, most guys think he's pretty funny and girls love having "girl talk" and going shopping with him. He's the ultimate "Fag Hag Fag".
Outside he is loud and proud about his sexuality, but alone he is very much ashamed. Since he has spent most of his life with his father, Rob is a devout Catholic and prays to God every night begging for forgiveness and the ability to "change".
Rob is usually not a target for teasing because of his size and strength, and he is generally well-liked. His alias is open to suggestion.
Yay or nay?