“Hmmm...hot tubs make my mascara run. I was kinda hoping someone was in need of my electrifying personality.”
Jessica tilted her head a little, her hand coming down from her ear. She had just put her earpiece in place and turned on the device when Franky’s voice came in loud and clear. She smiled a little, then pushed the button on the side of the comm to activate it. “Howdy y'all!”
“Hey Jessss” came a hiss on the comm.
Jessica shuddered at the snake sound, and slapped the button on her comm. “Ahh!! Val!! Stop that!!” A few more “Hey Jess” and “Hello”’s came through. There was a small chuckle from a boy before Val spoke on her end.
“Sorry. I get excited.”
Jessica giggled at her friend. The day had been going poorly, but hearing that SOMEONE was excited to hear from her brought a smile to the blue girl’s face.
“Hey Val...start singing 'Trust in me' from the Jungle Book.” Sean. Not funny…
Jessica was walking through Atlas Park. The statue of Atlas gleamed brilliantly in the setting sunlight.
Franky came back on the comm. “I take that as a no. No one needs assistance? Eventually I'll just start having Val repeat ‘She sells seashells by the seashore’ over and over.” Jessica rolled her eyes.
“Jess, want to come join me at the hot tub?” Val asked, then hurriedly added an indignant, “Hey!” to Franky. The same unknown boy came over the comm., laughing.
“Hot tub? umm...I won't get in...”
“Awww.”
“Sorry, Val, just...not today...”
“That's cool. Everything alright?”
Jessica thought for a moment, her eyes glancing quickly to her right shoulder. She quickly shook her head before pressing the button to respond with a fast “Yeah!” to her friend.
“OK, good.”
There was a few minutes of silence. Jessica was strolling down the street, looking into shop windows at shoes or purses. A few Hellions ran as she walked closer, even though she hadn’t really noticed them or cared that they were casing a store.
“Huh, ok. Well, it looks like Levantera and Borea are starting a pick-up D&D game. I'll catch you guys later.”
Jessica stopped for a second, gazing into the window as if she could see Franky on the other end as she spoke. Confusion washed over her face.
“...D&D?” Sean and the other boy echoed Jessica’s question.
“Yeah....Dungeons and Dragons? Oldest roleplaying game in the galaxy?”
The unknown voice spoke up. “Yeah, I know what it is. People play that here?” It was Dusan.
Sean piped in, excitedly. “You mean I'm not the only gamer geek here?”
Val, however, seemed to clue in on Jessica’s feelings on the subject, because she practically spoke right over her as she snorted. “Alrighty, have fun Franky!”
“Oh wow...umm, y'all have fun then”
“Totally...what else do you do on a quiet night in the Rikti War Zone...oh, man...I'm totally gonna play my barbarian halfling!”
Halfling? “....Riiiight...”
“Awesome! Who else do you play with, Franky? Is there a regular group?”
"Oh sure, Grav. Levantera usually has this Dragonlance thing she does when the Rikti aren't trying to blow up the building.”
“Oh lord...there's more of them...quick Val, run away!” Jessica sighed, and turned to keep walking down the street.
“I've played it a little, I'll admit. Couldn't find a regular group, though.”
Val interrupted Dusan. “You guys lost me.” Then she added, “My old boyfriend used to play this...”
Sean continued, excitement noticibly rising in his voice. “Man, I would love to get in or run some games. I've been building dungeon maps around the layouts of the Circle of Thorns ruins…”
Franky sighed on her end. “Nothing like a good, mindless, game of D&D or Hackmaster won't fix.”
“Ookay.”
Jessica rolled her eyes, and without thinking turned her comm. on so that she would be constantly heard. “Uggh...freakin role-players...'let's play a game where we act like total idiots, I mean like people we're not...’”
“Sweet Grav, I'll see about getting some character sheets for you.” Franky gave short gasp, then came back on the channel. “Hey now! Roleplayers just get a bad rap!”
QueenCobra: ((HAHAHA))
“As long as y'all don't start HARPin, or CARPin....or whatever it is, y'know, the people that do it ALL the time…”
“What cross over material do you allow?”
QueenCobra: ((I love you so much Jess))
Storm Scream: [sorry, I just had to, lol]
Francis Cross: (No worries, heh....trust me, poking at the fourth wall amuses the hell out of me)
Franky sounded annoyed. “That's LARPing...thank you.”
“Oh, sorry...MY BAD...”
“Is that when the fat guys run around with plastic swords?”
“Yes, Val.” Jessica stopped walking as she caught the gaze of a few passer-bys who had overheard the conversation.
“And LARPing is fine as long as it doesn't involve Vampires...” Sean seemed equally annoyed.
Franky sighed, then answered Sean. “They're usually working off version 3.5…”
“Wait wait wait...they have different VERSIONS of this stuff?”
“…I think anything currently published works, Grav but I'm not totally sure.”
“Cool. I have the Birthright and Spelljammer semi-official rules for 3.5.”
“Oh sure. You should check out the Vampire game they're running in Croatoa these days.”
Jessica had stopped walking now, her hand pressed against her earpiece so that she could hear what was being said, her eyes wide and her mouth open in disbelief. “Holy crap...are you guys even talking in english anymore?”
A new voice pierced the airwaves at that moment, almost drowned out by Franky and Sean’s talk of Vampires. It was Rudi. “Hiya everyone.”
“Run away, Rudi!!”
Jessica’s outburst seemed to be heard, as a chorus of voices greeted Rudi at once, causing Jessica to wince at the volume of the noise.
“Umm... why should I be running, Jess?”
Franky didn’t skip a beat. “Well, once they killed off Masquerade it lost alot.”
“I liked Werewolf better anyhow…”
“Rudi, they're talking about CARPing and Vampires and version 3.5 and character sheets and barbarian hobbits....”
“Halflings...”
“Same difference...”
“Hobbits? Like in those movies?”
Franky ignored Rudi. “Dude...Werewolf was such an adolescent power trip. Changeling was so much better.”
“There, you hear that, Rudi? THAT’S what they’re talking about!”
“I can't say I'm a fan of warwolves myself.”
“See? Rudi agrees.” Jessica groaned at Franky.
“It was okay. Mage was the best one of the series, IMO…”
Jessica shook her head after Sean stopped talking. IMO…did he really just say IMO? “‘IMO?’ What’s THAT mean?”
Dusan spoke up. “’In my opinion…’?”
“Then why didn’t he just…oh, nevermind…” Jessica shook her head and started walking again, casually glancing sideways into a window of a shop here and there. “Y’all are crazy…”
“Pffff…don’t knock it till you try it.”
“Sounds like they're talking movies to me. Like, Underworld and Lord of the Rings.”
“Exactly Rudi...except....without a script.”
Jessica laughed a little, causing a few people to turn and stare again. Her face flushed, turning a deep purple as the blood rushed to her cheeks.
“Sometimes I think they shot the second Underworld movie without a script.”
“I second that motion, Rudi.”
Sean spoke up after a bit of silence. “Hey, if you guys think that role-playing games are lame, you can always explain it to Vin Diesel. Or Curt Schilling. Or Mr. T...”
Nennya’s voice came in loud and clear in a bad impersonation of Mr. T. “I pity the fool who hates roleplaying games.”
“Nothing better than a late night RP game, with good friends, and more pizza than you can remember to eat.” Franky let out a very happy sigh.
“Didn't Mr. T do a WoW commercial?”
“Is there one going on? Can I be a half-elf?” Nennya asked. Jessica shook her head and rolled her eyes.
“Hey Persi!”
“Hi, Franky.”
“...roleplaying games are for fat geeks with no lives, no girlfriends, who live out of their parent's basements...”
“Oh! You're talking about Role Playing games!” Rudi had finally clued in on the conversation.
“Hey...I'm a girl! and I live at a boarding school!” Jessica groaned, smacking her hand to her forehead.
“You know, I should start up a Cyberpunk game and blow their minds about what a role-playing game is.”
“C'mon Persi...join the geek side.”
Rudi spoke up, continuing her thought. “I knew a bunch of kids back home who played those. They all lived in their parent's basements. Of course, that's cause they were all 14.”
“Okay. Where are we meeting” Nennya asked.
“No Persi! Go towards the light!!”
“Persi, I'm trying to show them the light; the joys of role playing games.”
“My mother writes comic books. This makes me an official ‘nerd.’”
Sean chuckled. “Yes, the might of Arasaka will rise like the phoenix from the ashes....”
“I like comics...” Val suddenly spoke up. Jessica blinked, forgetting she was still on the channel. “I just don’t get roleplaying as a comic book person.”
Franky made her voice sound spooky. “See!?! Roleplayers are everywhere…”
“It's like the Twilight Zone!”
“Seriously, Persi? Which one?”
“Oh my gosh...” The comm. was suddenly filled with the chatter of elves and Halflings and dice rolling and plus-ten-to-hits and character sheets…it was almost more than Jessica could stand.
“Sorry, Jess. I like reading.”
“We practically LIVE in a comic book...why would you want to pretend that you live in a world you already live in?”
Nennya giggled. “I want to roleplay being a nerd who likes math and works at a convenience store.”
“I'd say escapism, but that doesn't make much sense.”
“Because it doesn't involve physical pain?”
“That's why I play D&D...I'm telling you, my halfling barbarian is kick ass.”
Jessica tilted her head forward and made her voice deeper. “’Hey guys, I have an idea! Let's play a game and pretend we're all super heroes!’”
“…plus-ten roll for changing register tape!”
Franky scoffed. “Man...no one wants to play super heroes. They're boring. That would be like playing a game called ‘Human: The Protagonist.’”
“Yeah, might as well play a game where I pretend to be my dad” agreed Rudi.
“Super heroes are boring? Since when?”
“…but a barbarian hobbit is THAT much more exciting? I swear I about stepped on one earlier today…”
“Halfling...” Franky corrected again.
“I like being a ssssooper-hero.” Jessica shuddered.
“Yeah, 'being' one...not 'playing' one. That would be lame.”
Storm Scream: [lmao...this is great]
Sean was quick in his defense. “No way, Frankie. Try Underground. Psychotic, stress-traumaed superhuman soldiers toting around 40mm rifles in post-appocalyptic LA.”
Francis Cross: (No seriously, this rules)
“Grav! That sounds awesome!”
Storm Scream: [totally chat logging this and posting it!]
Dusan Revenent: ((Indeed, I'm cracking up.

“…biggest gun they have in the game is a 75mm man-portable howitzer.”
“I've been really been into independent games lately, though.”
“Sean, I saw that at 2 pm! Today, two blocks down from the school!”
No one seemed to hear her. Dusan spoke up. “Sweet. What's it called, again?”
“Holy crap y'all!”
“Y'all indeed” came a biting, almost sour voice over the comm. Scarlett…great…
“…and the artwork for the game was done by Peter Cheung and Geoff Darrow…”
“'Sup, kiddies.”
“Hiya Scarlett.”
Jessica groaned, then chimed in with the rest of the voices. “Hi Scarlett...”
Persiflage: (goth alert! goooooth alert!)
“What's this Jess? You're not happy to see me?” ((PS not a goth))
“Absolutely THRILLED to see you, roomie,” Jessica replied, sarcasm and disdain dripping from every word.
“…I'm telling you Val. One game of D&D and you'd be hooked!”
Francis Cross: (Goth would be me

“My old boyfriend tried to get me into that. Sssooo lame.”
“It's cool if you don't like it Val…”
“Gah....c'mon SJS...where's the geek cred!”
“Gabba-gabba, Franky”
“Yeah, I know Yuki's GREAT company and all...” Jessica just ignored Scarlett. She wasn’t about to get into a tangle with her…not now, not after the day she had had, and certainly not over the comm. channel.
“Huh?”
“Don't make me drag my old Ars Magica books out!”
“Pew Pew Pew!” Dusan laughed at Val’s sound effects.
Rudi MacKenzie: (( Okay, now I'm afraid ))
“Aren't you alread a witch or something, Franky?”
“Ha! Complete collection of 1st Edition AD&D, WITH the Cthulhu Mythos Monster Manual!” exclaimed Sean.
“Yeah? What does that have to do with roleplaying?”
“...y'all are crazy...”
Scarlett snorted mid-giggle.
“Besides, the nuns can't tell the difference between my magic books and my RP books....it rules.”
“Heh heh, nice.”
Jessica just shook her head, laughing a little. I can’t believe this…I thought this city couldn’t get any weirder…