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Faculty and Staff
- Valerie Atwood. A psychic, Valerie uses her abilities in her role of school counselor.
Robert Brayder. Biology teacher for honors classes. Physically disabled. Maintains a small arboretum on the school grounds.
David Conrads. School counselor and empath. A powerful combination.
Agatha Lasinfore. Lunch lady from the Victorian age!
John "Captain Jack" Lowry. From the streets of Paragon City to the classrooms of Saint Joe's, Cap'n Jack teaches our budding young heroes all about the laws of the land.
Beatrice Madrigal. Art teacher, focusing on sculpting and pottery.
Archimedes Merchant, PhD. Chemistry teacher.
Father Robert "Bob" Montoya. School chaplain. Father Bob is a counterpart for David Conrads and Valerie Atwood, providing spiritual support for the students.
Timothy Norris. History teacher.
Alexander Oliver, PhD. Not only Hedgehog's dad, but a skilled science teacher.
Doctor Sylvia Orson. Nothing could have prepared her for the day Annie broke her piplioplexus mandilla. Nothing.
Janine "Gemini" Sinclair. Head of the admissions department. With an endless supply of twins, she can be everywhere at once.
Coach Jeff Waters. All this and a whistle to boot!
Angela Williams. Home economics and drivers education teacher. Sometimes substitutes for kickboxing classes.
Sir Arthur Winston III. Our headmaster. Though he has no powers of his own, he has taken Saint Joseph School to his heart and struggles to build the future for his students.
- Sister Mary Constance. Assistant to Gemini.
Sister Mary Edith. The world's oldest librarian!
Sister Mary Martha. Substitute teacher known for her incompetence.
Sister Mary Moltar. English teacher and pyrokinetic. Motherly type.
Sister Mary Salvation. A cigarette-smoking, rough-and-toumble librarian.
Sister Mary Sybil. Has illuminating dreams of the past and future. Sometimes works with students with similar gifts.
- Crucibus.
Annie Dromida.
Tristaan Gavriel.
Biff Hannigan. Our favorite bully. Captain of the football team. And kind of cute, too.
Shaun "Birdseye" Kefflinger. An intelligent loner with keen eyesight and a photographic memory. He's writing a novel about all the events that transpire at SJS.
Steven Knight. A bad storm on the horizon of every pep rally.
William “Linebacker Bill” Briggs. Our football team's (root)beer-powered linebacker.
Sam Stinebrenner. Uncontrolled invisibility powers. Known as "the imaginary friend," though in fact he is quite real.
Kim Stone. Talks to animals. Out sick with mononucleosis.
Rob "Skittles" Wallace. A big, gay stone tank who reads the morning announcements. How'd that happen?
Greg Wilson.
Anton "Xerox" Williams. A mutant prodigy in the art of mimicry.